Come now Jenna, now you're just showing off. Lovely pose, flexible yet relaxed, and makes me remember the old story of "Ragnar & Kraka" - the king who would woo the maiden, and set her a task, to meet him undressed, yet not nude, having not had breakfast, yet not fasting and without company, yet not alone. Kraka, being rather clever, arrived wearing a fishing net, thus she wasn't dressed, yet not nude. She had bitten into an onion, so she wasn't fasting, but hadn't eaten breakfast and she was with her dog, that she wasn't alone, yet without company.
Clearly you're being Kraka here, sans dog and onion.